Dear Women on the Roads of Los Angeles

Please cease the practice of fixing your hair/doing your makeup whilst behind the wheel of your car. Effective immediately.

In case you haven't noticed, no one else around you is neglecting their focus on operating their automobile. This is why they are moving... and you are not.

If this Open Letter is not enough to persuade to not suck, then perhaps my highbeams aimed directly at your side and/or rear-view mirrors and a lengthy horn check will help...

Thanks,

Nate's Verbal Hootenanny